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  • Pandas: The Paris Hiltons of the Animal Kingdom

    From August J. Pollack: They exist because we lavish them with wealth, fawn over their appearance, and stare at them endlessly via night-vision cameras. and The bamboo. Let’s talk about the damn bamboo. You want a perfect example of how Intelligent Design is bupkus? This is a gigantic animal “designed” to favor as a food […]

  • Evildoers

    I really am tired of the press’s condescending attitude with the coverage of the London Bombings. And it is only day one. What is really driving me crazy is the consistent usage of "the Terrorists" instead of "terrorists." This is the mistake the U.S. made with Communism – not all terrorists are the same or […]

  • Santorum Wants to Pull Plug on Federal Weather

    Wonder-douche Rick Santorum has introduced a bill that would prohibit federal meteorologists from competing with companies such as AccuWeather and The Weather Channel, which offer their own forecasts through paid services and free ad-supported Web sites. Mr. Frothy strikes again! Inklings of this back in January’s New York Times.

  • Loew's Hardware Can Go Straight to Hell

    Kelmeister linked to Loew’s hardware and got a cease-and-desist notice. Bullocks to that. The foundation of the internet is that anyone can link to anything at anytime. Without permission. Without asking. If it is publicly available – it is linkable. What a bunch of douches. And I rarely use that term. It’s called .htaccess and […]

  • Don't Vote? Don't Complain.

    Remember, though our choices at times seem like a lesser of two evils, this is only 30 minutes every four years where you actually get a direct voice in the insanity that is American politics. And if you don’t vote (and can) then you don’t have any right to complain for the next four years.

  • Gymbunnies Reloaded

    I’m a little high-strung lately – like everyone else in the country. Between the World Series (which I don’t give a crap about – how can they call lit the World Series when only U.S. teams play?) and the upcoming recount. Ron and I have started an intensive weight-training program that he designed. We did […]

  • tuesday, october 30

    So sleepy. Did a ridiculous thing yesterday. Ron was waiting to get called in to sit on standby all night so I ditched work early, got a haircut and went to dinner with him. Then he went to O’Hare and I went home – got a lot of work done on a database for a […]

  • sunday, september 23

    Olivia’s dance concert was good – I hadn’t been to a dance event since college. I always forget what a great dancer she is – such nobility to her presence onstage. And such care and articulation with all of the movements – there were three dancers out of the corps that I liked. Three of […]