Category: Religion

  • Papal Entmoot

    Wherein I rant. Audio quality stinks on conversion. I’ll troubleshoot that for the next episode. MP3 File

  • Frist & Co. Whores Christ For Politics

    (comments added) As the liberal, [femmy, fagged up, weak, non-like-us, satan-loving, soy drinking, yoga stretching] anti-Christian dogma of the left has been repudiated in almost every recent election, the courts have become the last great bastion for liberalism. For years activist courts, aided by liberal interest groups like the A.C.L.U., have been quietly working under […]

  • Satire: Bush Admits He Was Appointed President

    Someone emailed this to me and I searched in on Google News which labels the source as satire. Not true, but if only it were! In a great gaffe, Bush was talking about the process of electing a new Pope. If Iraq held free elections, why can’t Vatican City? Allowing a bunch of cardinals to […]

  • Pope John Paul II Quotes

    One of the best things the Pope ever said: Have no fear of moving into the unknown. Simply step out fearlessly knowing that I am with you, therefore no harm can befall you; all is very, very well. Do this in complete faith and confidence. One of the worst things the Pope ever said: Allowing […]

  • Reverend Patrick Mahoney and the Christian Defense Coalition

    You see that slobbering, screaming maniac on the telly? I thought he looked familiar: This is the same Patrick Mahoney that asked the IRS if church praying for Bush’s re-election was legal. The same guy whose organization said that the Secret Service banning crosses at the Inauguration was censorship. He’s at the forefront of that […]

  • Terry Schiavo Case

    This whole thing just boggles my mind. Eleven appeals and this is going to Congress? I don’t want Delay, Frist, Santorum or any of those other assholes deciding my fate. Ron made a good point. If marriage is so damned sacred – then why is this marriage and it’s convenants not being honored. I loved […]

  • San Diego Diocese Blocks Funeral of Gay Nightclub Owner

    But all convicted pedophiliac priests and corporate criminals are first-come, first-serve: The owner of a popular local nightclub with a gay clientele can’t have a funeral in the Roman Catholic Diocese of San Diego because the church has deemed his business “inconsistent with Catholic moral teaching.” None of the 98 Catholic churches in San Diego […]

  • Asshole Christian Missionaries Demand Tsunami Victims Convert or Starve

    Jubilant at seeing the relief trucks loaded with food, clothes and the much-needed medicines the villagers, many of who have not had a square meal in days, were shocked when the nuns asked them to convert before distributing biscuits and water. Also: But since 2000, Evangelical Christians across the globe have mounted a missionary effort […]

  • Soylent Green is People!

    I don’t think the fact that the Pope has Parkinson’s disease makes him any less deserving of my righteous scorn, so in light of that thought, Pope: choke and die you bastard. Pope John Paul II put lobbying against gay marriage at the top of the Vatican’s agenda for 2005 and also urged politicians in […]

  • Judge Wears Robes with Ten Commandments

    Does it have to be Alabama. Again? [The judge] believes the Ten Commandments represent the truth “and you can’t divorce the law from the truth. … The Ten Commandments can help a judge know the difference between right and wrong. I thought that’s why we have all of those – y’know – LAWS. I had […]