Category: Funnies
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Dr. Jay's Street Style
An online forum for hip-hop clothier Dr. Jay where kids rate eachother’s thugged-out outfits – sort of like AmIKeepinItRealOrNot.com: im scurred as fucc lookin at dat pic Really though, how much of a gangsta can you be if you’re posting your pic and leaving catty comments on an internet site? They do their best to […]
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DoD Planned Gay Bomb
Glad to know there’s no idea so stupid that the Pentagon can’t drop some money on it: (and this is even right by my out alma mater) The Pentagon considered developing a host of non-lethal chemical weapons that would disrupt discipline and morale among enemy troops, newly declassified documents reveal. Most bizarre among the plans […]
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Prostate Exam, Extended Edition
Brigitte and I were talking about doctor visits and I remarked that I hadn’t had the um you know… the extended edition… the director’s cut yet in my history of doctor visits. Brig piled on with – oh, you mean you haven’t had the Megamix? That kills me. Funnier than when Ron pronounces a DVDs […]
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Principal Cracks Down of ‘Freak Dancing'
Dirty Dancing redux: Principal Jim Bennett of Lemoore Union High School said he warned students at a winter formal dance last month to either quit dirty dancing or face the possibility of not dancing at all. But he said the students continued “freak dancing,” a form of sexually suggestive dancing that involves grinding the hips […]
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Potted Meat Food Product
Gems: Pulling back the lid (not recommended) lets loose an odor that punches you in the nose like a stinky fist. If you’ve ever smelled a can of dog food, it’s just like that. Only imagine you are opening the can while your head is wedged in a horse’s ass. And: While perusing the “Good […]
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What's Your Least Favorite Christmas Carol?
As a pianist and member of the high school choir, we’d start Christmas music rehearsals in October. And that is why I contend most musicians hate Christmas carols, most dancers are sick of The Nutcracker and most theatre-folk can’t take another round of A Christmas Carol. I think my least favorite carols would have to […]
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Target.com Listing for Anal Massage
Obviously a sysadmin joke – but guess they didn’t count on the a search for ‘anal’ picking it up. Enjoy the joke before they pull it. Or if they have, here’s a full size screen capture. Heh. ‘Add to Wishlist.’
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Frog Blender 2000
Oh my gosh – I had forgotten about this classic toon from four years ago. An oldie but a goodie. What are you lookin’ at? Wuss. You ain’t got the bawlz. No bawlz. Frog Blender 2000.
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Scariest Halloween Costumes of 2004
Almost as bad as the tyke dressed up as Nancy Regan. 2004’s Scariest Halloween Costumes
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Zero G Kitty
U.S. Air Force clip of a cat in zero gravity. Totally flips out his sense of orientation and balance. http://www.usafa.af.mil/dfp/cockpit-phys/mov/cat.mov (QuickTime video)