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Category: Funnies

  • INT'L CAPS LOCK DAY

    DOES ANYONE ELSE LOVE THE CAPS LOCK KEY AS MUCH AS I DO? DO YOU FEEL LIKE I’M SCREAMING AT YOU? It’s International Caps Lock Day!

  • Hello Kitty and the Church of the Subgenius

    Hello Kitty’s A to Z of the Subgenius I remeber reading the Subgenius book when I was a kid. It completely blew my mind and I still reference the design of the book in my own design work.

  • Asian Pacific American Toychest

    Ernie introduces Lauren, The Asian-Pacific-Islander Spoken Word Poet Doll: Lauren would come in a cardigan sweater and a pair of fabulous black, horn-rimmed glasses, where she would stand quietly. Stand quietly, of course, until you pull the string in the back – then she because Angry Asian-American Activist Lauren, where she would scream epithets about […]

  • Date To Save

    Hoping this is a satire: (via MeFi) If he tells your that you are hot…Tell him God made you hot. If he wants to hold your hand…Give him a Bible. If he tries to kiss you…Remind him that a kiss killed your Savior.

  • Spanx Power Panties

    I saw these on QVC a couple nights ago. Just the phrase Power Panties makes me atitter. http://spanx.com

  • Red Means Bad

    I was in a meeting with a volunteer organization I work with and they had let us see the financials from the previous few months. One lady piped up to say how excited she was to see $147,700 as the grand total. And that it was in red. Which means it’s really good and they […]

  • Ethnic Stud Name Generator

    Seyd (he blogs in English, Spanish and Hindi – such a show-off!) pointed me to Rum and Monkey’s Ethnic Stud Name Generator. I turned out either Hernando Abrazo or Hernando Rodriguez. I already feel ethnically excited! I do wish that it would pick up if someone submits their last name and it’s considered ‘ethnic’ enough […]

  • Cats That Hate You

    I didn’t realize so many felines had such derision for me. Trumping Colonel Moneybags in mahjong, Callie musters the funds to start her army of the damned. More at My Cat Hates You.

  • Complaint Filed Against Penis-Pumping Judge

    An Oklahoma judge had a complaint filed against him when a lawyer realized that pumping sound coming from the bench was the judge using a penis pump. Now that’s multi-tasking.

  • Fucking, Austria

    Residents of an Austrian village called Fucking, have voted against changing the name. (via MeFI) Everyone here knows what it means in English, but for us Fucking is Fucking – and it`s going to stay Fucking – even though the signs keep getting stolen.