Andymatic

Category: Funnies

  • Pandas: The Paris Hiltons of the Animal Kingdom

    From August J. Pollack: They exist because we lavish them with wealth, fawn over their appearance, and stare at them endlessly via night-vision cameras. and The bamboo. Let’s talk about the damn bamboo. You want a perfect example of how Intelligent Design is bupkus? This is a gigantic animal “designed” to favor as a food […]

  • Andymatic 017 Gay Podcast

    Andymatic 017 Gay Podcast Dr. Eric from drericsblog.com and I work out the world’s problems.

  • When to Stone Your Children

    A drama in six slides, performed by Legos: When to Stone Your Children

  • Duck Duck Chicken

    Ron and I were having breakfast at Melrose a few days ago and the kids a the charter school across the street were playing Duck Duck Goose: Ron: What’s Duck Duck Goose? Andy: A bunch of kids get in a circle and one who is It has to walk around tagging each on the head […]

  • International Mister Leather 2006, Mick Powers, Reefer Madness

    (written last night, posted this morning) It has been a fun weekend. Last night Ron and I ended up throwing in my air conditioners and watching movies all day. We went to the gym in the morning (chest) and then had lunch at Ricebox and came home and broke out the power tools to install […]

  • Best Erotic Spam Subject Line Ever

    In my inbox from ‘Alex’ using a mailserver in Japan: tasteful inncest porrno! Well. Only if it’s tasteful! Update: This one is almost as good: Dad fucking refined Son! Yeah daddy you show that Ivy League refined son of yers! Ick.

  • Astro Boy Does Quality Control

    Got my first box of books from the publisher’s warehouse yesterday. Kitty did some quality assurance:

  • Bookfat

    I wrote an essay on my business blog about bookfat. No, not backfat. Bookfat.

  • The Question of Race in Canada

    Lawrence Hill writes about something that drives Ron nuts: Canadians have a favourite pastime, and they don’t even realize it. They like to ask—they absolutely have to ask—where you are from if you don’t look convincingly white. Here’s a narrative of how it goes: STRANGER: “Do you mind my asking where you are from?” [This […]

  • Man Screaming at His Cat

    At first you’ll think this guy is really yelling at his cat. But after his cat ignores him and continues you’ll start to laugh. Sort of like Mommie, Dearest but with cats.