Moving my blog brb

Nick is catsitting for the next few months a tomcat named Mr. Peepers me: You better add that net watch me: to your machine me: in case Mr. Peepers is cruising gay.com while you’re away. Mr. Peepers is a gay homosexual. me: ‘hairy boikitty seeking hot ramrod. claws okay. me: ; me: ‘ n: omg […]

I always seem to get so much more done when I go clubbing solo. Went to Roscoe’s and played smart boy wearing my glasses and drinking a brewski. Dan was there. Saw Ferdinand as well and (another) Dan – the Cambodian guy I dated last spring – he was an ex-gymnast and a total sweetheart […]

Rehearsal last night rocked. Bruises makes us all ashamed to be actors – it’s wonderful. After the sledgehammer bludegoning sequcnce, the three girls watch on as Jessi crawls across the floor wailing in pain. So hard to watch. Ah, viscera. The play ends. I say: ‘Let’s take a break.’ And we all slowly leave the […]

I need to remember this day. Today is when another part of my soul died. Another few minutes of my precious life was drained and tossed down the bunghole of television when I found myself watching the Celebrity Profile of Mary Kate and Ashley.

How sweet – Jon K mentioned Nick and I in his blog from last weekend. Cheers to you Jon K you crazy tramp! Oh yeah. I forgot to mention I’m free-balling today. No, Brigitte, not free-basing. I forgot to bring underwear to wear after my workout. So I’m footloose and fancy free. I also forgot […]

Thank you Jesus Christ. I went an bought a serial to USB adapter and now the Palm IIIxe syncs with C_____’s laptop. I had to go to CompUSA and the Sony Vaios were staring me down. I had to leave – it was like in The Shining when Danny encounters the twins – Andy, you […]

Still haven’t received my manpurse/thatchel from ThePlayground.com – I called the number in their WhoIs database entry and that is their ISP. I’ve emailed the customer service email twice in the past two weeks with no response. I am going to try calling the transaction processor (ShopSite) and see if they can help me out. […]

Rage. C_____ has brought her Gateway Solo 3350 back from North Carolina for me to try to fix. I got all the email imported into MS Outlook. Now I’m trying to get the Palm IIIxe installed and syncing – only there isn’t a serial port in the back of the fucking thing. I attach the […]

Looks like my dearest Webvan is going down. Damte!

From the Cyborg Manifesto at Adbusters You slip into a bodystocking and have sex over the Net…. Then it’s over. But it isn’t. It’s never over until you say so. You surf back in an choose a virtual partner from a limitless menu. You take Helen of Troy against a green maize of a billiard […]