Andymatic

Month: February 2006

  • Cage Match: Coretta Scott King vs. Princess Di

    Andy: okay – Ron and I are arguing if Coretta could take down Princess Di. HELL YEAH she could. she’d show whitey McBrit where it’s at. Lisa: hell yeah she could. I’d put my money on Coretta any day. sorry Ron. 🙂 then again…….to be fair…….you never know. Princess Di may have been more tough […]

  • Proposed 2007 Budget Increases Defense Spending by 24%

    I think it’s great that when I’m too busy to read all my favorite blogs that political rantage practically writes itself: Defense increased by 24% Cuts in education, healthcare, environment $354 billion added to deficit Bush started with surplus and a then 10-year forecast of 5.6 trillion Bush has added 45% to the national debt […]

  • Alberto Gonzales Wasn't Under Oath

    Gonzales wasn’t under oath. That’s all you need to know about today’s hearings about President Bush’s ability to do whatever the hell he wants with no oversight, no waiting and no approval from Congress. There is no reason anyone shouldn’t not be under oath when testifying before Congress.

  • Can Bush Order Killing of SUSPECTED Terrorist INSIDE the US?

    Another step into the cattle trucks… MOOO: Steven Bradbury, acting head of the department’s Office of Legal Counsel, went to a closed-door Senate intelligence committee meeting last week to defend President George W. Bush’s surveillance program. During the briefing, said administration and Capitol Hill officials (who declined to be identified because the session was private), […]

  • William Gibson's Script for Alien 3

    I remain unsatisfied with Alien3. It is visually stunning since it is David Fincher’s work but he disowned the project in the long run. The movie lacks emotional weight of the first two but I do like the setting. I knew there were lots of differences between original scripts and the final cut and so […]

  • Equifax, Experian and Transunion Can Lick Me

    We’re sitting here watching The American President. I always forget what a fantastic cast this movie has – probably since Rob Reiner is directing it. I thought I’d go to AnnualCreditReport.com and get my credit reports. Creepy: There are three incorrect addresses on my reports – stuff like missing a digit or an apartment number. […]

  • Broadening Your Reach

    The radiator is clunkying and hissing. I spent last night trying to find some of my plays on my external hard drive. I think that they are zipped up and that’s why I might not be able to find them. I have been unable to get Gilbert’s DVD burner to work – and no, I […]

  • Paging Heinrik Ibsen, Paging George Bernard Shaw

    Jesus is it Friday already? I stilll haven’t even had the time to watch the entire state of the Union address. I’m actually still stunned that Bush said that we were addicted to oil. That seemed to be a rare moment of clarity and truth. It’s taboo even to suggest that perhaps the Amer’can way […]

  • How to Win The New Yorker Cartoon Contest Every Time

    Simply add ‘Christ, what an asshole.’ to any random cartoon.

  • Suspect Wanted in Gay Bar Shooting in Massachusetts

    A teen who had recently graduated from a ‘troubled teens’ program at a local police academy and whose neighbors say is a racist with swastikas on his walls walked into Puzzle gay bar in Massachusetts armed with a gun and a hatchet: A bartender at Puzzle Lounge told The Associated Press that the young man, […]