Month: January 2004
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S. W. A. T.
Yes, S. W. A. T. is as stupid as it looks and after seeing it you will find yourself shaving in the mirror and screaming maniacally in an evil-Euro accent: ‘wun meeel-yun doll-erz!!’ With such great subject matter as the specially trained men and women that are called in when all else fails the content […]
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Strange Days
I hadn’t seen this movie in a long time. I remember watching it and feeling it was one of the most misogynistc movies I’d ever seen – right down to the first-person view of a rape and strangulation. But it’s directed by a woman – can a woman direct a misogynist film? Or does gender […]
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Technicolor Yawn
I feel sort of ill this morning. Ron and I went out dancing last night for the first time in a long time. We went to Sidetrack and then Hydrate and then had omelettes at Melrose and then came home. I felt woozy around 5 this morning and got up and drank lots of water […]
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Viet Vu
ABC World News Tonight had footage today taken from an Apache helicopter at night. They were surveying three Iraqi men suspiciously meeting in the middle of a road – perhaps weapons trading. The soldiers check in with their commander who is observing from remote and concludes: ‘Smoke ’em.’ The helicopter guns down the three men. […]
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Archives Open!
Finally finished purging the archives – they’re open for business and in the left column. Yay! Three and a half years of blogging goodness.
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Panty Eater
From: Karen My dog is such a nympho…she’s regressed from peeing on everyone to humping everyone…and actually ate Jack’s panties last night. I’m wearing a size 8 pants today with a belt…I feel pretty…oh so pretty…I feel pretty and witty and…well..everyone’s a little bit gay. Of course you may be wondering why Jack has panties […]
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Head and Shoulders
I put way too much gel in my hair as I left to go to physical therapy and then massage. I come home and it looks like it has been snowing – my hair is covered in gel-flakes. I had faux-dandruff. I’m mortified!
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Frank-Frank
____ just called to say she got a call from a guy whose last name is ‘Sukoff as in Frank-Frank’. Say the words ‘frank-frank’ out loud and you’ll understand why we’re laughing. Or the fact that his last name is ‘suck-off.’
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Fat Ass Sues Cable Company
I believe that the reason I smoke and drink every day and my wife is overweight is because we watched TV every day for the last four years,? Dumouchel stated in a written complaint against the company, included in a Fond du Lac police report. His crux is that even after he asked them to […]
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‘Quartet'
Sweeney Todd returns upstairs and begins writing a letter to luree the lecherous Judge Turpin to his murderous barber shop. Four singers come forward and sing his missive: Most Honorable Judge Turpin, (Honorable!) I venture thus to write you this Urgent note to warn you that The hot blooded Young Sailor Has abducted your ward, […]