Month: November 2001

from ICQ: Sexy With WebCam: Hey, My name is WEN. Me and my friends really like to cybersex on the net using our webcams, Check out our new site where we’ve puted more than 1000 captures of girls we cybersexed with. Enjoy ! And please tell me what you think 😉Andy: That’s awesome WEN! Never […]

Screenshots from the new XBox are absolutely stunning. But for me, they’re not $300 stunning.

A woman that works on the other side of the floor got let go today – well – she’s a consultant. She’d been asked to go full-time but she wanted to wait until she and her husband moved into a new home. They let her go. Yikes.

Home working today. Seriously. I have a laptop now and had to test my remote connection. I love it. I can answer emails and take care of crises with the sun shining in the front room. Heaven. Woke up early and went to the gym for arms day then came home and started running errands. […]

I just cracked myself up. I tried to match the screeching volume of the staff at Panda Express. I laughed because I thought of Cho’s routine about Tam’ Video Store in San Francisco: WHAT IS YOUR MEMBUHSHIP NUMBAH??

During our weekend shopping binge, Ron and I were looking for a place to sit down whilst the women shopped – I’m always amazed at how much longer it takes girls to shop. I’m more of a search and destroy shopper. Find it. Color? Size? Price? Buy! And you’re done. I have childhood memories of […]

Cleaned out the closet today. Took everything to the dry cleaners today. Found the absolute funniest horoscope from the The Onion ever: (I wish I was an Aries) You will invent a successful line of fuckable baking dough, sell it to a major corporation, and achieve fame and fortune as the Pillsbury Ho-boy.

Two dreams last night… one was that I was going to a wedding and got my hair cut and I didn’t know until I’d left the barber that I had been given a mullet. I was begging those around me to cut my hair in the back for me so I didn’t look so hideous. […]

Vulva parties? And so Maria led the audience through a standard vulva party. “Vulva parties involve a group of girls wearing skirts?for easy access.” Uncomfortable laughter ensued. “We display our genitals to ourselves and each other, then we masturbate.” Her tone was casual and friendly, ostensibly suggesting that women in the crowd should do the […]

I was blue-collar studly with a Ford/Mercury repairman workshirt I got at Hollywood Mirror. I had temporary tattoos on my left shoulder and arms – and I put in my white out Wild Eyes contact lenses which really freaked people out – I wore sunglasses most of the night and used that to surprise people […]