Why Men Are So Stupid

When men spend the night in the same bed with someone else their sleep patterns are disturbed, even if they do not have sex. This leads to poorer performance in intelligence tests the next day. Women, too, get disturbed sleep if they share a bed, but their mental ability is not affected. Professor Gerhard Kloesch of the University of Vienna and his team used eight young unmarried, childless couples for the study.






One response to “Why Men Are So Stupid”

  1. Donna Avatar

    You know that article makes it sound as if women are the stronger sex, but it is a setup. What until those single kids have babies then it will be “now honey, I know its my turn to feed the baby, but you don’t want me to perform poorly tomorrow, do ya?”How misogynist. First we had to sleep on the wet spot, now apparently we have to sleep on the couch. The next study will suggest that men are losing IQ points from having to share a bed and that Hawaiian disease (Lack a nookie). It’s like that freakin ant biologist that said men were unfaithful because it was a biological imperative to spread their seed far and wide. Women on the other hand, had a limited number of eggs so we had to choose more wisely. Why don’t we just lower the bar a little more for men. Is it just me or has this country gone all nineteen fifties on my ass. You know fellas, when you want that little nightcap on a weeknight, that orgasm is like a tranquilizer…for you! Put’s you right out; that’s right. Know what it does for us…wakes our asses back up so we end up obsessing about the sixth grade until three in the morning or something equally moronic. That my friend is sacrifice.

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