Sacred Cows

I used the term ‘grill sacred cows’ in a coaching program I’m in and someone asked me what I was talking about so I emailed my rendition:

You know the one where Moses comes down with the Commandments and the Israelites are like ‘OMG y’all there’s this golden calf – it is all like – y’know’ and he says ‘listen bitches, I got the new Law to lay the smackdown’ and they’re all like ‘hell’s naw.’ And Moses bashes the sacred golden calf and tells them that they’ve got a new Daddy now – Our Lord Holy Father.







3 responses to “Sacred Cows”

  1. Brandon Avatar

    Funny and Cute, no wonder your taken. 😛

  2. Jef Avatar

    Andy, you make me long for a contemporary rap musical of the “Ten Commandments.” Dawg!

  3. Jake Avatar

    It sounded trashy! Luv it!

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