Mary Cheney's Brand Spanking New Abomination

Congratulations to Mary Cheney to giving birth to a bouncing baby immeasurable weight on her father’s tar-pumping heart:

Mary Cheney gives birth. Grandparents rejoice. Religious conservatives crap pants. MSNBC is all over it. No word on what’s to be done with the placenta, or if Westboro Baptist Church plans to picket the christening. If Jerry Falwell were alive today, he’d warn us all to stay out of skyscrapers—we’ve all seen what happens when the gays piss off the Jesus.




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