Giant Apes Found in Congo

Four suddenly came rushing out of the bush towards me. These guys were quiet. And they were huge. They were coming in for the kill. I was directly in front of them, and as soon as they saw my face, they stopped and disappeared.






4 responses to “Giant Apes Found in Congo”

  1. palochi Avatar

    I must be really tired today. The first time I saw this headline, I thought it said “Giant Apes Found in Chicago.”

    I got a little jumpy there for a moment.

  2. Andy Avatar

    Nope – they come on the busses after Thanksgiving to shop on Michigan Ave.

  3. palochi Avatar

    Quick. Somebody throw me a banana. I’ll be standing outside Water Tower Place with a tranquilizer gun.

  4. Roberto Noriega Avatar
    Roberto Noriega

    These guys are huge i would not like to be charged by them. they are said to be able to kill lions ((>.<)) haha but yea right they couldnt take me down. Just remember kids launch biscuits and all your wildest dreams will come true ( saying from the best man on earth pedro"Napoleon Dynamite") _roberto

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