Dawn of the Latinos

Wunder-bigot and political scientist Samuel Huntington warns of the upcoming takeover by our hispanic friends:

The persistent inflow of Hispanic immigrants threatens to divide the United States into two peoples, two cultures, and two languages. [They] have not assimilated into mainstream U.S. culture… and reject[ed] the Anglo-Protestant values that built the American dream. The United States ignores this challenge at its peril.

Apt observation from MeFi:

The Hispanic population tends to prep the “scary” ghetto for gentrification by whitey. I noticed this all over NYC.

That is definitely observed in Chicago – as a neighborhood goes from predominately black or Hispanic and then the broke artists move in and then before you know it the soccer moms are parking next to the Taqueria.

Winston Valenilla, shirtless.I for one welcome our sexier and more celebratory Latino overlords. I’ve watched Telemundo and Azteca and everybody on those channels is hot and bothered. Even the weather girls. Especially the weather girls. On Latin TV everybody is a hoochy. Just tune in to Aprieta y Gana with Wiston Vallenilla.






3 responses to “Dawn of the Latinos”

  1. Andy Avatar

    Yep. I want to be him and date him all at the same time!

    Tasty indeed. Bring on the salsa!

  2. seyd Avatar

    Is that all we represent for you, a piece of meat??? Is that it?? JAJAJAJA… Just kidding. Your blog is great and thanks for the humorous spin on that infamous Huntington essay.

  3. Andy Avatar

    Whew! I thought I’d been skewered! And that salsa remark is Rannie’s… But you have to admit that latino television is much sexier and celebratory.

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