Month: December 2000

Bush Son Naked with a Minor (from Pigdog): Jeb Bush’s son was found committing “sexual misconduct” in the back seat of a car in Tallahassee, according to published reports. Florida police officers phoned the Governor of Florida about his frisky son, but the girl’s parents didn’t want to press charges — and neither did the […]

More information on Bush’s girlfriend’s abortion in 1970.

This might even get me to watch NFL football: Annotated Dennis Miller on NFL from Brittanica

from Mother Jones: Tennessee residents no longer have to head to the video store to see a Dead Man Walking: The Department of Corrections is providing them with bona fide footage of a real-life death row prisoner only moments before his execution.

Now this is scary: The Onion did a satirical piece that matches a real article I got from Mother Jones: Black Guy Photoshopped In

from SatireWire: Cubists Launch Unnavigable Web Site and Ameriancs Annoyed By “All This International Shit” on Internet: The profusion of international news available on the Internet has made it increasingly difficult for the average American to ignore the rest of the world, a trend researchers say threatens Americans’ long, proud history of disregarding anything not […]

from the latest The Onion:Shingles Sufferer Sick Of Explaining What Shingles Is, Gore Calls For Recount Of Supreme Court Vote, Nation’s Dog Owners Demand To Know Who’s A Good Boy, Vatican Warns Against Increasingly Healthy Attitudes Toward Sex and Attorney Gives Young Woman His Card, The Creeps. I love those guys.

Erin Podolsky of Ironmindson her new TiVo: I?ve had my TiVo for two weeks now. We are symbiotic, my TiVo and I. I?ve named him Phil. Phil, in turn, has named me Erin, which is convenient since that?s what everybody else calls me.

also from Mother Jones: Not only do an untold number of US organizations doctor photographs to include African Americans, but in most of those cases, the black person in the photo is the exact same guy. We paged through the yearbooks of more than 30 US universities, all of which have been practicing de facto […]

A very Wookie Christmas: CBS broadcast a two-hour holiday event called “The Star Wars Holiday Special.” Never heard of it? That’s because after its ill-fated premiere, “Star Wars” creator George Lucas banished it forever from the realm of human existence. You’ll find [Carrie Fisher]]hperforming a musical number. A musical number with Wookies.