Personals Ads from the Deep

Checked my Yahoo! email which I hadn’t checked in a long long time and saw email from Salon Personals which morphed from Nerve Personals back from my dating days. I’m deleting my account but was curious to see what was my personals ad like back then:

Hunky brainiac seeking…

I have great hands (14 years of piano training). You’ll want to kiss my shoulders. Oh and I rock. Affectionate, sexy, sensual, verbose… ummm…

Looking fer happy go lucky types out there wanting to have a drink, a movie, a dinner or a tumble. Looking for slim to athletic builds with brains – intellect is my main attractor. Free my mind and my belt will follow.

Cracks me up. Good God – could I be any more carnivorous?

Published by <span class='p-author h-card'>Andy</span>

Gay Hoosier Taurus INFJ ex-playwright pianist gymbunny published author in San Francisco.

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