Month: March 2001

Had a review come out today on my plays. I feel dis-emboweled.

Had a good run this morning… I’ve cranked up my intervals to 6-7-8-9 mph and then did the cross-training machine when I got done with the running. Didn’t do jack shit last night and it rocked. Karen came over and we did the laundry for the show – there we are at the Happy Wash […]

From: BrigitteSubject: Birthday cake gone wrong Our Reservations Manager’s birthday is today. They had cake for him. I had a piece when I got back upstairs. I was eating and started crunching a huge piece of candy. Funny, it tasted like terrible candy, almost like a crayon. What the hell. I was eating a melted […]

from Teevee: Something hit me while I was checking out the Nielsen ratings the other day. About 28 million people watched Survivor last Thursday. About 21 million people watched Friends. That’s almost 50 million people doing nothing but watching TV. That’s 50 million people who aren’t dancing. 50 million people not going to church. 50 […]

Erik is talking to me right now. He got stoned out of his mind on Saturday. Great. I gave him the third-degree – well really fourth or fifth degree – and told him that I really don’t wait around for him to visit anymore. A little honesty in the day is nice. But he did […]

Police have warned that two photographs of naked children displayed at the Saatchi gallery [in the UK] could be seized under indecency laws: But that lets paedophiles set the standard for what is normal. Their warped vision of immature genitals now has to be imposed upon us all. Nude and rude adults can be thrust […]

And in the Bile-er Than Thou Dept: (Filthy Critic) [15 Minutes] wants to say something about people’s obsession with celebrity and fame, but I’ll be fucked with a rake if I could find it. [Edward] Burns should go back to writing shitty romantic comedies, because his acting sucks the shitdust out of 80-year-old asses. He’s […]

If anyone has access to the most recent issue of American Theatre magazine please set aside a half hour of your life to read the script of Ping Chong’s Truth and Beauty. This is stuff I’ve been thinking and have been too discombobulated to put on a stage. I hope this production tours and comes […]

Had a great date with N****** – it was fun to be around someone new and different and we didn’t try to to the full-disclosure date where you just sort of dump your life out on the table so you can get down to bidness. We ate at Mia Francesca on Clark and skipped the […]

I just paid my Gap card bill and noticed at the bottom of the statement: The finance charge on is a minimum charge permitted by state law which results in an annual percentage rate of 68.07% on this billing. But up a few lines it says 1.77500% monthly which is an APR of 21.3%.I’m not […]