To the Person Who Shit in a Sock at Kmart

“About 2 years ago, I was a janitor at the Centre Kmart. I went about my janitor duties and swept out the bathroom- The womens’ room I might add.. and my broom caught a hold of something heavy behind the toilet. I swept it out and found out that it was a sock. With my gloved hand, I picked up the sock, curious as to why the sock was so heavy… I wish I never did do that.. for I looked inside and, sure enough!.. there was a turd in that sock. I’ve got to know.. this has been bothering me for 2 years now. I still wonder why.. and how.. shit got in that sock. Did you get into the bathroom stall and think to yourself.. “Do I really want to shit in this public toilet, or.. oh hey! I have this comfortable sock I could shit into instead!” -and just hold that sock up to your ass and go for it?”







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