monday, june 4

Once again the girls have decided that our month-long project is going ot be to stop being so critical of people:

From: Karen
Subject:RE: Hola

June is Wardrobe month. Brig and I are in the process of developing a 12
step program to becoming nicer, better, whole-heartedly open and good

From: Andy
To: Karen, Brigitte
Subject: RE: Hola

OH! I thought you meant we were all going to start dressing better.

From: Karen
Subject: RE: Hola

Right, Andy. Right.

From: Brigitte
Subject: Our 12 step program

May I present to you the twelve steps to recovery as outlined by AA.? However, I have changed it to involve our purpose.
1. We admitted we were powerless over?criticism – that our lives had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
5. Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.
6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.
7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.
8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.
9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.
11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to?critics and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

To: Karen, Brigitte
Subject: Go see

Moulin Rouge – it rocks

From: Brigitte
Subject: RE: Go see

Fuck you. I called you yesterday to see if you wanted to see it with me.

From: Andy
Subject: RE: Go see

I saw it with Tommaso. He has a black cat named Bunny.

From: Brigitte
Subject: RE: Go see

I guess I can’t compete with an Italian with a black pussy.






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