HOWTO: Secure Peace in the Mid-East

Here’s my idea

  1. Don’t just build the wall between the Israelis and the Palestnians. Wall off the the whole region.
  2. Anyone that wants to stay and conduct a holy war/jihad/crusade is given all the bullets they could ever want and allowed to stay. Anyone that wants out is given safe passage to another country.
  3. Once all the non-warriors are out, the world locks the door behind them and say: “Call us when you’re done, assholes.”
  4. The my God’s better/my sacred text is right/violence answers violence crowd can then take as long as they want to destroy themselves.
  5. Once the violence is completed, the area is re-opened and governed by multi-ethnic agnostics.






2 responses to “HOWTO: Secure Peace in the Mid-East”

  1. sam Avatar

    CAN HE GET A WITNESS?! Besides me, I mean.

  2. Patrick Avatar

    You should run for office. Your practicality would do some good in global affairs. What say you to Iran’s nuclear ambitions?

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