Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian

The Onion:

At first glance, high school senior Lucas Faber, 18, seems like any ordinary gay teen. But lately, a growing worry has begun to plague this young gay man. “I don’t know what’s happening to me,” Faber admitted to reporters Monday. “It’s like I get these weird urges sometimes, and suddenly I’m tempted to go behind my friends’ backs and attend a megachurch service, or censor books in the school library in some way. Even just the thought of organizing a CD-burning turns me on.”

via The Onion






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