A Rich Person Before the Dream

We are so jacked and we don’t realize it. Other countries have faster internet, better health care (or any health care), more jobs, better benefits and better looking neighbors. You see them walking through my town, (San Francisco). They are happy, rich foreigners looking at us with a mixture of pity and amusement. We are mediocre boors, loud and defiant in our stupidity and filth. Here we are, watching television, crawling with undiagnosed diseases; hauling around our massive, fat asses; (asses that have dingleberries since, here, we don’t do bidets); and we still think we are Number One at something.

Being an American is going to be one long dose of awful, unless you are one of the lucky few to either inherit, marry or strike it rich. Of course, the rest of us are so frickin retarded from all the television, drugs and booze that we will think this means some “American Dream” is in effect.

Poor people here actually believe it’s just a matter of time before they “make it big” – instead of concluding, like the lower classes in other countries, that we had better act in concert to get our rights in order. Why blow shit up to make your government treat you right when you are just a rich person BEFORE the dream.

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