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Month: April 2005

  • Temple of McDonalds Opens in Chicago

    Chicago’s newest manufactured landmark has opened featuring 60-foot golden arches to light the way for all penitent fatties to find their way to this house of gluttonous worship. To celebrate, Ron and I ate at McDonald’s last night on Clark near Diversey. He made sure we were in front of a window poster that blocker […]

  • DeLay Minces Words

    (via Kos) Mr. Hurt: Have you ever crossed the line of ethical behavior in terms of dealing with lobbyists, your use of government authority or with fundraising? Mr. DeLay: Ever is a very strong word. Let me start out by saying, you can never find anything that I have done for personal gain. Period.

  • Frist & Co. Whores Christ For Politics

    (comments added) As the liberal, [femmy, fagged up, weak, non-like-us, satan-loving, soy drinking, yoga stretching] anti-Christian dogma of the left has been repudiated in almost every recent election, the courts have become the last great bastion for liberalism. For years activist courts, aided by liberal interest groups like the A.C.L.U., have been quietly working under […]

  • Clean Shaven

    I realized I’d shaved the beard off a few days ago and hadn’t posted pics. It was getting thick and bushy and Ron demanded it go – plus, it was starting to get warmer here in Chicago and that is when it gets itchy. Back to normal:

  • Purr Burger

  • Elk of the Year

    Congratulations to my dad! He won Elk of the Year for his local chapter of the Benevolent and Protective Order of Elks.

  • Breakfast Decision

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  • Anderson Cooper Interviews Jeff Gannon

    Cooper takes on everybody’s favorite press trollop. Squirm squirm! He plays wounded bird but Andy (I can call him Andy right?) nails him. What a dick. MediaMatters has the QuickTime video.

  • Just Started My Taxes

    Don’t tell my mom. Update: Done!

  • The Downward Spiral (Deluxe Edition)

    It has been a decade since Trent Reznor unleashed The Downward Spiral on a pop-crazed world. It remains a masterpiece of pop music – ahead of its time and of its time – all at the same time. This CD, along with Jagged Little Pill, Fat of the Land, Bloodsugarsexmagick and Phonosynthesis, remain the highest […]