Month: September 2000

  • It is morning. Did a

    It is morning. Did a lot of studying on the options book last night. Hoping I’ll be nouveau riche any day now. Trying to eat better. This guy I was chatting with online last night said that if you’re 25 and under and you hang from a chin-up bar for 5 minutes a day for […]

  • 'How to Tell When Your

    “How to Tell When Your Relationship is on the Rocks” from the novel Eighty-Sixed, by David B. Feinberg 1.He forgets your birthday. He forgets your anniversary. He forgets your name. 2.He changes the locks. He neglects to notify you of a change of address. He gets married without sending you an invitation. 3.He is oblivious […]

  • A con-man panty thief has

    A con-man panty thief has baffled Japanese authorities. He calls a woman and warns her of a deadly outbreak of E. coli bacillus and orders her to give up her underwear for inspection.

  • I always forget that some

    I always forget that some people still believe in the devil: Chicago archdiocese gets an exorcist.

  • But where can I go

    But where can I go to get my hands on a sheep brain?

  • monday, september 18

    The number of tourists seeking sex with children in Asia is on the rise, and more of them are Asians themselves, officials and experts said.

  • At the end of the

    At the end of the Cold War, a top Soviet official promised America one last horrible surprise.’ We are,’ he said, ‘going to deprive you of an enemy.’ How You Became the Enemy: America’s Military Looks Inward

  • Disturbing new trend revealed by

    Disturbing new trend revealed by USC study of fatal shootings: ‘Suicide by Cop’:

  • My sister was here all

    My sister was here all weekend. I love her so damn much. It is so crazy to think that we’ve grown up together and I’ve known her since the day I was born. 25 years. Shit. That is just insane. We went to see the Egyptian exhibit at the Art Institute. Seeing sculptures that are […]

  • sunday, september 17

    From a Cam-friend: Your cam is pretty Zen-like. Almost like watching that weather channel that only shows a radar of the immediate area 24/7. Thats a good thing! Most cams are just propped in front of people’s faces (boring!) or look like warehouse security cams. By the way, since Ive only “tuned” in a couple […]