The Onion: "If this is repealed- what's to stop all-night sex romps from breaking out while U.S. servicemen are hiding in a bunker- or crawling around an irrigation ditch bathed only by the light of the moon- or- say- the dozens of other situations I've already thought through in elaborate detail?"

Repeal Of 'Don't Ask- Don't Tell' Paves Way For Gay Sex Right On Battlefield- Opponents Fantasize

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Gay Hoosier Taurus INFJ ex-playwright pianist gymbunny published author in San Francisco.