Remember that Erik guy you met that I was walking to dinner with that one night – looks like we are headed for boyfriend-ville real quick. Always when you least expect it. I hooked up my stereo to my DVD player last night and watched some of the X-Files movie – the explosions rock! I think I need to write a play where shit blows up. Pyrotechnics and tits seems to be the biggest selling points of media today – maybe I can convince Karen to dance topless while we set off fireworks inside the theatre. I think somebody needs to take apart Ameritech because there’s something fishy going on in that company.