Kimberly Daniels Must Be a Dumbass

The Christian Broadcasting Network published, then retracted this ignorant essay by guest contributor Kimberly Daniels: [cached here]

Witchcraft works through dirty hearts and wrong spirits. For example, most of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches.

Do people really believe that 1) there are witches and 2) they’d spend time praying over candy 3) they’d cooperate with the chocolate-sugar industrial complex and 4) that any of this would be effective?

When people get all oogy-boogy about paganism I like to remind them that every Sunday they cannibalize their messiah and drink his blood.

via The Danger of Celebrating Halloween