It is morning. Did a lot of studying on the options book last night. Hoping I’ll be nouveau riche any day now. Trying to eat better. This guy I was chatting with online last night said that if you’re 25 and under and you hang from a chin-up bar for 5 minutes a day for 60 days it permanently expands your chest cartilage. Dude! I gotta hurry – I’m 25 and a half!