Search results for: “douche”
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Excavators Find 200-Year-Old Douche Under New York's City Hall
Funny thing: It just closed a Series A. Excavators Find 200-Year-Old Douche Under New York's City Hall No- this isn't a Bloomberg joke.
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Rabid Douche Congressman Tim Huelskamp Gets Rabid Douche All Over Rachel Maddow (Video) – Happy…
How's your blood pressure? Give it a test. Rabid Douche Congressman Tim Huelskamp Gets Rabid Douche All Over Rachel Maddow (Video) – Happy… Rep. Tiim Huelskamp melted down at Rachel Maddow while trying to explain his over-the-top tweets during the State of the Union speech. We watched.
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Dude, You're Gettin' a Douche
From Jezebel: In the commercial for the product (embedded after the jump), a gorgeous woman of ambiguous ethnicity sits by a fountain as Frenchy-French accordian music plays. She says, “I’d like to talk about a problem most women don’t like to talk about. Vaginal odor.” Uh-oh! The camera cuts to the clasped hands of […]
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Reddit Users Attempt to Shame Sikh Woman- Get Righteously Schooled
Good to see this in the rotation again. Back in Sept 2012 a Redditor took a surreptitious picture of a Sikh woman who has facial hair and then they posted it online and criticized her mercilessly. She handled the bigotry with grace- aplomb and divinity. Reddit Users Attempt to Shame Sikh Woman- Get Righteously Schooled […]
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"In general the furnishings are nice; relatively plush and comfortable but the embassy itself is rea
Good comment on Assange from Metafilter: "1) Man- Julian Assange seems like a douchebag in terms of personal relationships. No idea if he's guilty. 2) You had better believe Sweden would never chase a random Nigel Yobbosbloke this doggedly for an equivalent crime- nor would the UK. 3) Wondering why doesn't trivialize any bad acts […]
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Why Nikola Tesla was the greatest geek who ever lived – The Oatmeal
"The only thing Edison truly pioneered was douchebaggery. Basically- Tesla= Nicest. Inventor. EVER." Why Nikola Tesla was the greatest geek who ever lived – The Oatmeal
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Indiana: City Threatens $2500 Fines for Challenging Traffic Tickets
When Six Sigma doucherati go bad: Motorists who receive minor parking or traffic tickets in Indianapolis, Indiana are being threatened with fines of up to $2500 if they attempt to take the ticket to court. The city made explicit the threat of additional fines for challenging parking tickets in a November 30 press release announcing […]
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Bush Sacrifices for War: Gives Up Golf
What a fucking asshole. I mean really. What a complete douchelord, twunty, fucktard, selfish, cokehead, alchy, faux-christian, smirking-chimp idiot: For the first time, Bush revealed a personal way in which he has tried to acknowledge the sacrifice of soldiers and their families: He has given up golf. ‘I don’t want some mom whose son may […]
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CNN's Glenn Beck Says Faggot Isn't a Dirty Word
CNN douchelord and Good Morning America pundit Glenn Beck was babbling about the recent dust-up on the set of Grey’s Anatomy where the black actor called the closeted white actor a faggot on set. Glenn says this slur is only a ‘naughty name.’
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Glenn Beck Fucks Dogs
To welcome our first-ever Muslim Congressman Glenn Beck said: With that being said, you are a Democrat. You are saying, "Let’s cut and run." And I have to tell you, I have been nervous about this interview with you, because what I feel like saying is, "Sir, prove to me that you are not working […]