The Onion | Gigli Focus Groups Demand New Ending In Which Both Affleck And Lopez Die
“What about an automobile fire in which Ben and Jennifer are shown perishing in a slow-motion montage, their newfound love discarded as they try desperately to claw their way past each other’s melting bodies, while slowly roasting to death in their own fat? You’d be surprised at how many people came up with that one. I must say, a part of me loves the idea of them chewing each other to death during a 14-minute dolly shot.”
So very funny.