From the Chickenhawk Database:
Name | Employer | Year Born | Relevant Conflict Avoided |
Lame Excuse | Preferred Activity |
Bush, George W |
Citizenry | 1946 | Vietnam | A.W.O.L. | |
Cheney, Dick | Citizenry | 1941 | Vietnam | “had other priorities” | |
Hume, Britt | Faux TV | 1943 | Vietnam | ||
Limbaugh, Rush | Radio | 1951 | Vietnam | anal cysts | |
Ashcroft, John | “Justice” | 1942 | Vietnam | teaching business ed |
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Kennedy, Arthur | Judge of sorts | 1936 | Vietnam | lawyering | |
Scalia, Antonin | Associate Justice |
Vietnam | |||
Starr, Ken | Persecutor | 1947 | Vietnam | psoriasis | |
Thomas, Clarence | Tool | 1948 | Vietnam | ||
Gingrich, Newt | ex-US House (R-Ga.) | 1943 | Vietnam | attended grad school | |
Giuliani, Rudy | ex-Mayor, NYC |
1944 | Vietnam | ||
Lott, Trent | Senate (R-Miss.) | 1941 | Vietnam | cheerleader | |
McConnell, Mitch |
Senator (R-Ky.) | 1942 | Vietnam | lawyering | |
Quayle, Dan | Veep | 1947 | Vietnam | National Guard | |
Reagan, Ronald | Prez | 1911 | WWII | Hollywood | |
Blitzer, Wolf | CNN | 1948 | Vietnam | ||
Buckley, Christopher | Unk. | 1952 | Vietnam | ||
Forbes, Steve | News Baron | 1947 | Vietnam | ||
Medved, Michael | Syndic? | 1948 | Vietnam | see “instead” | taught 3rd grade |
O’Reilly, Bill | Faux TV | 1949 | Vietnam | ||
Rivera, Geraldo | Faux TV | 1943 | Vietnam |
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