Bush Sacrifices for War: Gives Up Golf

What a fucking asshole. I mean really. What a complete douchelord, twunty, fucktard, selfish, cokehead, alchy, faux-christian, smirking-chimp idiot:

For the first time, Bush revealed a personal way in which he has tried to acknowledge the sacrifice of soldiers and their families: He has given up golf. “I don’t want some mom whose son may have recently died to see the commander in chief playing golf,” he said. “I feel I owe it to the families to be in solidarity as best as I can with them. And I think playing golf during a war just sends the wrong signal.”

Why don’t you attend a funeral you fucking fraud?

I hope this is a joke. Because fiction writing has been rendered useless.