Bush: God Told Me to Invade Iraq

[Palestinian Foreign Minister] Nabil Shaath says: "President Bush said to all of us: ‘I’m driven with a mission from God. God would tell me, "George, go and fight those terrorists in Afghanistan." And I did, and then God would tell me, "George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq…" And I did. And now, again, I feel God’s words coming to me, "Go get the Palestinians their state and get the Israelis their security, and get peace in the Middle East." And by God I’m gonna do it.’"

6 thoughts on “Bush: God Told Me to Invade Iraq

  1. Adam B.

    To those who hear “voices”, we call them lunatics and medicate them. To those who hear “god”, we call them prophets and placate them.

  2. Danelle

    Okay, well, there’s another piece of the puzzle. That almost explains everything now, doesn’t it? As for all of my anti-“Dubya” banter, I almost have to rest my case. But, then again, I probably won’t.

  3. sam

    OMG, like, I am so shocked. I just told God that I hate George W. Bush and he said “nigga pleez, wait until you meet Preznit Frist.” I ain’t talkin’ to God anymore.

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