Are You Staring at My Zit?

I have a Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer-esque pimple on the end of my nose. Ron kept staring at it as he was talking to me last night. I want to walk up to people and strike up a conversation and then say You’re staring at my zit, aren’t you?! AREN’T YOU!!

Published by <span class='p-author h-card'>Andy</span>

Gay Hoosier Taurus INFJ ex-playwright pianist gymbunny published author in San Francisco.