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Month: May 2013

  • Peggy Noonan Writes Vomitous Spew- Cashes Large Check- Swirls Bourbon in Glass- Sighs Wistfully

    Headline of the week: Peggy Noonan Writes Vomitous Spew- Cashes Large Check- Swirls Bourbon in Glass- Sighs Wistfully Peggy Noonan- the cloistered nun from the Order of Our Lady of the Perpetual Martini- has written a column of such bracing stupidity that it would shock us if it did not so closely resemble every other […]

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  • This Is The Most Epic Brand Meltdown On Facebook Ever

    Social media meltdown in progress. This Is The Most Epic Brand Meltdown On Facebook Ever The two owners of Amy's Baking Company Bakery Boutique & Bistro took over the restaurant's Facebook page last night to fight unruly commenters- and man- was it embarrassing.

  • Race, Always Race

    “Race, always race. Feed a person, educate them and refrain from hitting them, and my guess is you end up with a smart person, regardless of the color of their skin. Immigrants come here because they feel like they’ve got a shot at that, not because they already have it, you morons.” Commenter on a […]

  • Why Are Sloths So Slow?

    “For sloths, it’s one that works and is based primarily on metabolism and adapting to that change! Sloths are eating incredibly poor food. Plants do everything they possibly can to guard against being eaten, from tying up material in difficult to digest things like cellulose or lignin to producing compounds to actively reduce the efficiency of […]

  • How American Expats Go Crazy in Central America

    “After a few months, the medium-term traveler will start to think of himself as a more important person. After all, in the third world there’s no concept of equality as we have in the US. People are not born equal. Virtually every person from an English speaking country living in Latin America develops this sense […]

  • Mindjet for Web Now Connects to Your Favorite Cloud Storage Services

    My first blog post for Mindjet. Release notes for our product update from last Friday: Mindjet for Web Now Connects to Your Favorite Cloud Storage Services Mindjet Web now connects to popular cloud storage systems. Our Director of Solutions and Partner Marketing- Andy Wibbels- shows how it's done.

  • Bachmann Threatens to Leave Minnesota Over Marriage Equality

    In the words of the Dowager Countess: "Do you promise?" Bachmann Threatens to Leave Minnesota Over Marriage Equality Congresswoman Michele Bachmann threatened to leave Minnesota today if the state goes ahead with its plans to legalize gay marriage. In an interview with a local television station- the conservative firebrand said she believes God will destroy […]

  • Why Nancy Grace is a Miserable Shrew

    “Don’t forget the way she harped incessantly on the Duke LaCrosse case, repeatedly calling them rapists and insisting they were guilty, confronting everyone who stated otherwise or withheld judgment as being rape apologists. … Or the Danielle van Dam case, where she repeatedly flat out fucking lied all over the air – even after being corrected […]

  • Don't Let Them Eat Cake

    “My family always received SNAP and TANF benefits…. and as long as mom didn’t trade too many of our bennies for cash, we could buy fast and easy garbage food with SNAP so that us kids could leave her alone and feed ourselves. I was never taught how to do anything remotely like “cook an […]