US Automaker Halts Production of Neck Belts

From The Onion archives in 1997: (click through for very funny photo)

Chrysler Halts Production Of Neckbelts: “In the case of collision, it would appear that the neckbelts have a detrimental effect on overall passenger safety,” read a statement released by the company Monday. The recall, the most expensive in Chrysler’s history, goes into effect early next week.

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