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  • FiveFingers Maker Will Pay Millions To Suckers Who Bought Its Shoes

    JUSTICE FiveFingers Maker Will Pay Millions To Suckers Who Bought Its Shoes The favorite toe-shoe of vegan restaurant servers and 55-year-old men with ponytails has settled a class action lawsuit brought against it by what sounds like every person who ever wore its foot-condoms.

  • App.net State of the Union

    App.net no longer has any full-time employees but says they're still committed to the project/infrastructure- etc. http://blog.app.net/2014/05/06/app-net-state-of-the-union/ App.net State of the Union App.net State of the UnionMay 6- 2014 by Dalton CaldwellAs many are aware- the first major round of subscription renewals from the original App.net launch happened a few weeks ago. We have been […]

  • Watch Foul-Mouthed Sally Field Beat Julia Roberts in a Curse-Off

    Of course Sally Field drops the C-bomb out of the gate. Julia Roberts pretends she barely knows any slurs. Watch Foul-Mouthed Sally Field Beat Julia Roberts in a Curse-Off Sally Field and Julia Roberts were on Jimmy Kimmel last night- where they participated in a Celebrity Curse-Off.

  • SF Loves Waiting In Lines

    SF Loves Waiting In Lines Is that a line? Let's go wait in in it!! This blog is dedicated to the ambitious San Francisco…

  • Anti-Gay Marriage GOP Candidate Is A Former Drag Queen

    Literally: "Queen- please." Anti-Gay Marriage GOP Candidate Is A Former Drag Queen Republican North Carolina state Senate candidate Steve Wiles has no problem running on an anti same-sex marriage platform and was an active supporter of 2012's Amendment One- which banned same-sex marriage in the state

  • Speculator Buys Tenderloin Building: Evicts Everyone

    "Section 8 residents were paying an average of $1-200 per month for each of the building's 9 units. Durekas is currently advertising the units for $4-350 per month on Craigslist before they've even been vacated. " Speculator Buys Tenderloin Building: Evicts Everyone About 50 angry residents and housing activists gathered in the courtyard of 741 […]

  • Stop Saying "I Have A Boyfriend"

    "Male privilege is 'I have a boyfriend' being the only thing that can actually stop someone from hitting on you because they respect another male-bodied person more than they respect your rejection/lack of interest." Stop Saying "I Have A Boyfriend" I enjoy "going out." I like dancing- I like music- I like drinking- I like […]

  • Target CEO Resigns in Wake of Huge Data Breach

    Accountability. Delayed but still: mind blown. Granted- let's wait to see the golden parachute. Target CEO Resigns in Wake of Huge Data Breach Nearly five months after suffering a huge data breach- Target announced Monday morning that Gregg Steinhafel- the company's CEO since 2008- had resigned.

  • Fifty Years of BASIC- the Programming Language That Made Computers Personal

    I always take great personal pride that I taught myself BASIC in 5th grade so I could make text adventure games. It's nutty how much algebra I didn't know I was learning when I wrote the parser to chop up the verb/noun commands. Fifty Years of BASIC- the Programming Language That Made Computers Personal A […]

  • "How Frozen Should Have Ended" Shows Us a Better Way to Bring Up Elsa | Tor.com

    "How Frozen Should Have Ended" Shows Us a Better Way to Bring Up Elsa | Tor.com Best upbringing for Queen Elsa revealed in How Frozen Should Have Ended