Songs in Andy's Strip Club

Have you ever thought about opening your own strip club? The last time I was in a straight strip club was for Alan’s bachelor party and I am always disappointed. Same thing with gay strip clubs. There seems to be an air of boredom for everybody involved. I sometimes imagine what my own strip club would be like. It would have the hot, slightly mean-looking dancers and have a definite edge to it – nothing glam – lots of implied harm. Here’s the opening night mix:

The Real Thing by KMFDM. I just started downloading KMFDM’s music on iTunes. I have probably listened to this song 24 times today. Lyrics:

Gimme the real thing
Gimme the life
Give me something deep
Something straight
Like a sharpened knife

and continuing with the theme of authenticity

The Real Thing by Lords of Acid (featured in Strangedays).

Our bodies all entangled
In a grip of ecstasy
When eleven turns to midnight
I’m gonna feel that lovin’ heat
I wanna feel the good vibrations
That you put inside my head

Give It Away by Red Hot Chili Peppers

What I’ve got youve got to get it put it in you
Reeling with the feeling dont stop continue

Suck My Kiss by Red Hot Chili Peppers

Hit me you can’t hurt me
Suck my kiss
Kiss please pervert me
Stick with this

Closer by Nine Inch Nails

I want to fuck you like animal
I want to fill you from the inside

The Only Time by Nine Inch Nails

I want to wrap it up and swim in it until i drown.
my moral standing is lying down.

Sabotage by Beastie Boys

(I’ve always just loved the music behind it)

#1 Crush by Garbage

I would die for you.

Strict Machine by Goldfrapp

I’m in love with a strict machine.

Erotica by Madonna

If I take you from behind
Push myself through your mind
When you least expect it
Will you try to reject it?

Electric Chair by Prince

If a man is considered guilty
4 what goes on in his mind
Then give me the electric chair
4 all my future crimes

Darling Nikki by Prince

I knew a girl named Nikki
I guess you could say she was a sex friend
I met her in a hotel lobby
masturbating with a magazine

Gett Off by Prince

Something about a little box with a
Mirror and a tongue inside
What she told me then got me so hot
I knew that we could slide

The Waitress by Tori Amos
(something about the music for this – Tori moaning with that derelict bass line is very hot)

Fuck the Pain Away by Peaches

(just repeating the chorus is enough)

My Mind is My Enemy by Praga Khan

I Like To Pretend That Nothing Has Changed
But All I Ever Loved You Just Took It Away
There’s A Knife In My Chest
I Go To Sleep But Not To Rest

So it looks like I somehow mash bleak and implied violence with sexyness and lust. I envision a strip club that is part fantasy, part warning. I guess it is a bit confrontational and Brechtian.



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One response to “Songs in Andy's Strip Club”

  1. JB Avatar

    I’m fine with that, so long as there’s lots of the “hot ripped manflesh” you mention a few entries back.

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