Rampant Lesbianism Threatens OK Schools

Girl with ear muffs.

Tom Coburn, Oklahoma Republican:

You know, Josh Burkeen is our rep down here in the southeast area. He lives in Colgate and travels out of Atoka. He was telling me lesbianism is so rampant in some of the schools in southeast Oklahoma that they’ll only let one girl go to the bathroom. Now think about it. Think about that issue. How is it that that’s happened to us?”

Like lesbians would ever get it on in a dirty bathroom. That’s so male. Haven’t you ever heard of slumber party pillow fights?

Update: There was a minor misunderstanding. He lied.






2 responses to “Rampant Lesbianism Threatens OK Schools”

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  2. sam Avatar

    Haven’t you ever heard of slumber party pillow fights?

    Or Summer Cheerleading Camp.

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