My Sarah Palin Conspiracy (With an Assist from Sam)

Andy: oh yes [Palin cancels appearance at RNC Tuesday night] – yup it is on the Gnews http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&ned=us&nolr=&q=palin+cancels&btnG=Search

Sam: jesus

Andy: I wonder if they are going to switch her out. and it wasn’t even: OH SHE GON BE AT GUSTAV

Sam: i don’t see how it’s not a legitimate concern to her base…   hwo can she possibly be going for this job considering the wreck of her family

Andy: I know. it isn’t because she has a vagina – it is because she’s got a NEWBORN. unless hubbie is staying home… like a fag

Sam: well that and she’s got a teenage girl who is crying out for fucking help

Andy: 🙂 well there’s that

Sam: and instead of trying to manage this they are bringing babydaddy along for the ride. levi, who is a self-described “redneck”

Andy: exactly. she found the worst possible chump and got knocked up. AND she supposedly had mono as she’s pregnant?

Sam: i’m sorry, that retarded baby is hers, not sarah’s

Andy: so you think Bristol gave birth to the tarder tot 😉 and then turned around and got re-knocked up?

Sam: it’s happened before.

Andy:  mmkay

Sam: my first theory was she’s not even pregnant at all right now. and she will “miscarry”. that’s my conspiracy theory
Andy: OH. tha’ts a good one. OH SAM. OH SAM.

Sam: yes YES!!

Andy: she isn’t appearing tonight because of the miscarriage. CONVENIENT EXIT. nobody gets aborted

Sam: OH EM GEE

Andy: sympathies felt – flowers sent – continues to qualify for speakers circuit

Sam: right, and anybody who questions it is belittling their experience.  as a family. the stress of this all just caused her mucous plug to shoot out like a bullet from her mom’s shotgun – no one was injured.

Andy: YES

Sam: liberals caused the death of yet another defenseless child