Old Co-worker: This is fabulous – north korea has nuclear weapons
Andy: oh shit on us
Old Co-worker: and we are concerned about a country that can’t even generate power for its citizens
Andy: exactly – we are so screwed – did I tell you I finally got around to reading 1984 last week. OMG – it was awesome. Brave New World is next!
Old Co-worker: oh you’ll love brave new world – infinitely better than 1984
Andy: ooo ooo – and I might re-read Handmaid’s tale for a trifecta
Old Co-worker: ha! You are making good use of your time off…
Andy: YEAh – Laura Bush is going to do Gang Outreach – give me a fucking break.
Old Co-worker: whoo hoo – but, she’s so, you know, in touch – with the issues and stuff
Andy: I hope they all have KILL WHITEY tattoed on their foreheads.
Old Co-worker: At least she has experience with people with drug problems – snark
Andy: YES! maybe she Lynne Cheney should do muff-diving outreach for ex-lesbians since she wrote that porn novel years ago. I just made myself laugh.
Old Co-worker: oh well, look at it this way: we’re more than half-way through! what could POSSIBLY happen in the next four years? How bad could it get? How evil could he be? Rove promoted to deputy chief of staff – why doesn’t he just create a cabinet post and call it secretary for rasputin affairs?
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