Hitler Took Strychnine Pills for Chronic Farts

Well this explains everything doesn’t it?


Spasmodic stomach cramps, constipation and diarrhea, possibly the result of nervous tension, had been Hitler’s curse since childhood and only grew more severe as he aged. As a stressed-out dictator, the agonizing digestive attacks would occur after most meals: Albert Speer recalled that the Führer, ashen-faced, would leap up from the dinner table and disappear to his room.

Short, dark haired, dark eyed and had chronic farts? He dreamt of being an Aryan with a stable stomach.







One response to “Hitler Took Strychnine Pills for Chronic Farts”

  1. PENIX Avatar

    How can we dance when we’re hurka gurkin?
    How can we sleep when our turds are burglin?

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