Chronicles of Riddick, The

If you can tell me what the hell this movie is about, more power to you. What a snoozefest. What a way to flush Judi Dench’s time down the toilet. The movie seems like it has 2 separate storylines that limp along like a drunk slug. Effects and design are great and features hotter-than-hot Thandie Newton. Miss-able in the third degree. Wait till it hits TBS.






3 responses to “Chronicles of Riddick, The”

  1. mark Avatar

    But…but….but it had VIN DIESEL!

  2. palochi Avatar

    This film was about the antihero’s quest to avoid any involvement in a karmically unavoidable conflict of grand proportions, through which he achieves a previously thought unattainable level of salvation for his past misdoings.

    Um. Feh. Screw that.

    Vin is hot. That’s what it was about.

    He should’ve done the role naked.

  3. Jake Avatar

    Better yet, as a silent movie.

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