Category: TV

  • Sanjaya and Haley

    They’ve got to go. Really. They are both totally boring performers and not mature in the technical department. The guys didn’t suck as much as they did last week. Still Melinda, Lakisha and Jordin are where it is at with Melinda being lightyears ahead of them. Still pissed they sent Sabrina home. I think Sundance […]

  • CNN's Glenn Beck Says Faggot Isn't a Dirty Word

    CNN douchelord and Good Morning America pundit Glenn Beck was babbling about the recent dust-up on the set of Grey’s Anatomy where the black actor called the closeted white actor a faggot on set. Glenn says this slur is only a ‘naughty name.’

  • Famewhores Surprised Reality TV Abused Them

    The primary rule of American pop culture is Everybody gets to be a victim. Then you do your rounds through the talk shows and etc and then Everybody gets to be a survivor. And then if you are really pious and beat thy breast then Everybody gets to be a hero. These American Idol assholes […]

  • Pinion Doan Mean Nuffin (American Idol)

    Anybody see the idiot girl that countered Simon’s criticism with: Pinion Done Mean Nuffin At first I had no idea what she was saying. Then I realized she was saying: [Your] Opinion Doesn’t Mean Anything I swear if my daughter talks to me like that – I’m gonna smack her into next week. Of course […]

  • 24 Day 6 6:00 AM – 8

    When I watched the first season of 24 years ago, I was impressed with how the writers burn through the entire canon of plot twists, themes, archetypes and reversals  – sometimes in just one episode. So tonight, for the sixth season, I’m starting a list called 24 Tropes. A trope is a common pattern or […]

  • Amy Goodman Puts Beatdown on MSNBC on Chris Matthews's Hardball

    How much do I love Amy Goodman? More every day. Somehow she got on Hardball with Chris Matthews. They were celebrating the 10th birthday of MSNBC and Amy wonders aloud why Phil Donahue wasn’t invited – and then shows the memos that prove his show was cancelled because the network was scared of having an […]

  • Chicago Pride Parade 2006 Grand Marshall: GEORGE TAKEI!

    Fantastic news! This is just as great as Esera Tualo! Of course if Ron asks me if which movie Mr. Sulu is in – is it the one with Han Solo or the one that says ‘nanoo-nanoo’ with the Ewoks I might have to divorce him. And no I didn’t have a crush on George […]

  • Prince on American Idol?

    I think the universe just collapsed on itself.

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  • Vanilla Ice on Hit Me Baby 1 More Time

    Part of the problem with the quick turnover of nostalgia is it is going to recycle a third or fourth time. So now we have Vanilla Ice being resurrected for a concert contest show when his 1990 hit was only 15 years ago. So does this mean in 2020 (when I’m 45) this is all […]