Best. Escort Ad. Ever.

A weekly activity for Ron and I is to scan the escort and ‘bodywork’ ads in the local rags. Here’s a gem:

MACHO MALE MASSEUR Full body nude massage by a straigh 23 y. o. man. Hot puerto rican with a big one. All the entertainment you need. Come smell these balls. Marcos 773-XXX-XXXX.

The appending ‘Come smell these balls’ at the end is what sent me cackling quite loudly at dinner last night. We must have laughed for 10 minutes. I threatened Ron that he was going to wake some morning with a nut-sack on his nose and he should be wary.






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