A Reading From the Book of Debbie

Paul Rudnick reads from the Gospel of Debbie:

Jesus used only five loaves of bread and two fish to feed thousands of people,
and it was so beautiful and miraculous, and my brother Ezekiel said, whoa,
Jesus has invented canap?s and I said shut up!

from The
New Yorker


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2 responses to “A Reading From the Book of Debbie”

  1. Djhinn Avatar
    Djhinn

    Hey… that was funny. Man I love religion 😉

    COMMENT:
    “I love your dress. It’s so tight.”

    or

    Limo Driver: “I hope you have a wonderful life together.”
    Debbie: “Yes, I am.”

  2. Andy Avatar
    Andy

    Travel Agent: Will you be traveling alone?
    Debbie: Yes, I’ll be a widow.

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