Maybe this is a sign I’m a true Lakeview yuppie but I kept watching that Boost Mobile commercial with Fat Joe and I had absolutely no idea what was happening. Then I finally figured out what the hell the voiceover was saying. It probably would have helped if I knew who the hell Fat Joe was (another indicator that this ad was not directed at me). The text is:
Without Boost, Fat Joe would have gone on to a lucrative career as an animal psychologist.
But just those first two words in the voiceover’s accent came out as:
I finally figured it out. And suddenly felt older.