Wiffou

Maybe this is a sign I’m a true Lakeview yuppie but I kept watching that Boost Mobile commercial with Fat Joe and I had absolutely no idea what was happening. Then I finally figured out what the hell the voiceover was saying. It probably would have helped if I knew who the hell Fat Joe was (another indicator that this ad was not directed at me). The text is:

Without Boost, Fat Joe would have gone on to a lucrative career as an animal psychologist.

But just those first two words in the voiceover’s accent came out as:

Wiff-ow-boose. 

I finally figured it out. And suddenly felt older. 

3 thoughts on “Wiffou

  1. Jef

    I feel that way when I watch MTV.

    In fact, when I was watching “Will & Grace” last night, I realized that the show isn’t about people who are older than me, but are, in fact, people who are younger than me. I need to give this some thought as my impending 40ishness approaches.

  2. grandpa stole bets

    Program on the emergence of civilization.

    “14 species of large animals capable of domesitcation in the history of mankind.
    13 from Europe, Asia and northern Africa.
    None from the sub-Saharan African continent. ”
    Favor.
    And disfavor.

    They point out Africans’ failed attempts to domesticate the elephant and zebra, the latter being an animal they illustrate that had utmost importance for it’s applicability in transformation from a hunting/gathering to agrarian-based civilization.

    The roots of racism are not of this earth.

    Austrailia, aboriginals:::No domesticable animals.

    The North American continent had none. Now 99% of that population is gone.

    AIDS in Africa.

    Organizational Heirarchy
    Heirarchical order, from top to bottom:

    1. MUCK – perhaps have experienced multiple universal contractions (have seen multiple big bangs), creator of the artificial intelligence humans ignorantly refer to as “god”
    2. Perhaps some mid-level alien management
    3. Mafia (evil) aliens – runs day-to-day operations here and perhaps elsewhere (On planets where they approved evil.)

    Terrestrial management:

    4. Chinese/egyptians – this may be separated into the eastern and western worlds
    5. Romans – they answer to the egyptians
    6. Mafia – the real-world interface that constantly turns over generationally so as to reinforce the widely-held notion of mortality
    7. Jews, corporation, women, politician – Evidence exisits to suggest mafia management over all these groups.

    Survival of the favored.

    Movies foreshadowing catastrophy
    1985 James Bond View to a Kill 1989 San Francisco Loma Prieta earthquake.

    Many Muslims are being used like the Germans and Japanese of wwii::being used to hurt others and envoke condemnation upon their people.

    I wish I could find a source to educate many Muslim fundamentalists. Muhammad is alive. He is a man chosen like Jesus Christ and, due to his historical status, will live forever.

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