Palochi’s top ten dating peeves:
1. Do not wear a rugby jersey, workout pants, and Adidas gym shoes when meeting someone for the first time at a nice restaurant. And if you’re even thinking about wearing FLIP-FLOPS with CAPRI PANTS, don’t even bother showing up.
Who’s idea was capri pants for men? Ugh. Nothing drives me batty more than slow-walking Faggy McFeyFey ambling down the street conspicuously on a cellphone talking about how fantastic they are.
Can you imagine if the perpetuation of the species relied on these kind of idiots? Thank god for women!