Where Penises Come From

Continuing the theme of the previous post:

So I was just browsing through some fun journals (Integrative and Comparative Biology, always good for some unusual stuff) and ran across a paper with a wonderful title: “The Functional Morphology of Penile Erection: Tissue Designs for Increasing and Maintaining Stiffness.” If that kind of thing will sell commercial air time during the Super Bowl, it’s got to be popular.

Published by Andy

Gay Hoosier Taurus INFJ ex-playwright pianist gymbunny published author in San Francisco.

5 replies on “Where Penises Come From”

  1. oh my god, all i can say is, where do they come from? from fucking heaven baby! oh yeah!

    There’s nothing i love more than getting home from work and sitting at my bureau to write a letter to my pen pal. Now how could I do that without a pen huh?

  2. oh my lord, i just realised that this blog is about penises not pens. umm, sorry guys.


  3. Everytime i have trouble ‘maintaing stiffness’ i just think back to my old Geography teacher, Ms Baines. She never fails to get my little general standing to attention.

    I remember going on a school trip once and there weren’t enough seat for everyone on the coach so she sat on my lap.

    She must have felt the bulge of helmet rising like a monster from the depths of my chinos, but she never let on.

    Obviously nothing happened at the time, but when we got to our destination (France) i hid and milked myself like a cow.

    Great days!

  4. Where do penises come from? I’ll tell you, mine comes STRAIGHT OUTTA NOWEHERE!!!!

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