Totally forgot to say that I finally met Fausto in person at the gym. I was going to the water fountain and he was walking past and we both sort of had a moment. He’s the only person I know of that has blue hair (except for my grandmother) so I knew it was him. He’s on his way to Puerto Rico this week – have a great trip! He’d seen Ron and was thinking that might be who he thinks it is. He told me he used to do a cable access show in Texas as Faustina – a drag version of everybody’s favorite Univision talk show Christina.